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cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

3 weeks ago with 70,098 notes

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

3 weeks ago with 260,540 notes

nice-wig-janis:

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
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i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

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3 weeks ago with 156,437 notes

stingdragon:

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ACTIVATING DEATH RAY

You death will be quick and pineless